Life is a head cold, settling into a miserable chest cold, on the day of your son's preschool orientation, which is on the day of your daughter's kindergarten orientation, which is on the day of a leadership meeting, which is on the day a nail pops your tire. Remember when it was just a board game where you picked your car and filled it with plastic pink and blue pegs for your husband and your twins?

Where's the "Easy" button?

Bright side? I have a healthy four year old son who can attend preschool this year, a healthy five year old starting kindergarten, and a nice vehicle that made it safely home despite the large nail. NyQuil can fix the rest.