When I asked Lily about her school's mock election, her reply was:

I voted for The-rock Bahamas.


Luke: Who are you voting for, Mommy?

Me: John McCain, and Sarah Palin is his running mate, that means she'd be Vice President.

Luke: What's a vice president?

Me: Kind of like an assistant to the President.

Luke: So, she'd take out his trash and stuff?

Me: No, more like, she'd help make important decisions.

Luke: So, if he wanted to go bowling and go swimming and couldn't decide which one to do, she would help him make that decision?

Me: Exactly.